Saturday, February 11, 2006

Bringin All the Boyz to the Yard

Have you ever dropped a gallon of milk from shoulder height at the checkout counter at the Walmarts? To save you the effort of empirically determining the outcome: It does NOT bounce. It ESS-Splodes. Seriously. It completely blows the cap off, and splits the sides. There is nothing retaining any milk... except the floor.

Cleanup on Aisle 7. Sorry Hilary.

Ryan

2 comments:

jprg4evr said...

Is that the Walmarts next to the Best Buys? My friend Worthless is a big fan of the Best Buys. Stupposebly, he bought hisself a 'puter there for a Benjamin Franklin at X-mas. Course, he pushed himself three old ladies out the way to get the last one. Maybe it was four old men. 3 or 4 whatever it takes.

Rocco said...

Did you proceed with the milkshake dance to bring the Brokeback Boyz to the yard?!

Ooooh, that should be the "reinvented" nickname of the Backstreet Boys...the Brokeback Boyz...