Tuesday, February 07, 2006

Burrito Blowout

To the asswads at Taco Bell: If you are making my burrito, and you happen to wrap it so tightly that the burrito fixins explode out the side of the tortilla, STOP. Get me a new tortilla, (I don't even care if you transfer the fixins) and rewrap. Once the burrito innards start coming out the side, it ceases to be a burrito. It becomes: Mexican food like beans and meat and cheese loosely surrounded by a tortilla. I ordered a burrito... get it right.

Adios,
Ryan

4 comments:

jprg4evr said...

I think you are more upset that you got sour cream on your new "Atari Rules" t-shirt. True, burrito fixin's exploding out of the side of the burrito sucks but once the alkilinity of taco bell sour cream finishes with your shirt it is probably going to say "Atari Rul". We all know that "Atatir Rul" is Mercedes' uglier sister.

Rocco said...

Boooo, bad joke...

Como se dice, por favor? Cuanto anos muchacho?

What do you expect from someone making minimum wage...you have to pay extra for someone who cares nowadays.

jprg4evr said...

It's not often there is an opportunity to use the word alkilinity. I saw the chance, there was no danger so I took it. Perhaps I broke a major rule of engagement (read conversation) but, seriously, it's the word alkilinity.

Ryan said...

I wouldn't worry about it. I figured it was, you know, a basic post.

Speaking of "Meet the Fokkers," my verification word is:

ahsoeh