Brain Equity

As of last night, I finally own my college edumacation. I've always wondered how they were going to come get it if I stopped paying, but luckily I didn't have to find out.

It seems odd to think about, but college is the best investment I've ever made. I entered college making $4.25 / hr and left making almost $20 /hr. Whoa, I should have gone back to college so I could be making almost $80/hr! I'm so stupid for not figuring that out sooner!

Proud of my BS,
Ryan

You Think You're So Smart, Don't You?

But according to the latest study, you've only got an even chance of interpreting the sincerity or sarcasm of the title of this post. (click on the title of this post to see the article.)


Actually, if you know me, you could probably guess pretty easy that my tone was sarcastic. However that presents a problem for you when I decide to be serious. Notice how I pushed my problem off onto you, Einstein?

I can't believe you think I'm sarcastic all the time.

Ryan

Bringin All the Boyz to the Yard

Have you ever dropped a gallon of milk from shoulder height at the checkout counter at the Walmarts? To save you the effort of empirically determining the outcome: It does NOT bounce. It ESS-Splodes. Seriously. It completely blows the cap off, and splits the sides. There is nothing retaining any milk... except the floor.

Cleanup on Aisle 7. Sorry Hilary.

Ryan

Sliders, Anyone?

A picture I took last night of "The Famous" Hinkle's Hamburgers in Madison, IN. The shot was taken by zooming in on the sign, opening the shutter, zooming out, then closing the shutter.

Enjoy,
Ryan

Burrito Blowout

To the asswads at Taco Bell: If you are making my burrito, and you happen to wrap it so tightly that the burrito fixins explode out the side of the tortilla, STOP. Get me a new tortilla, (I don't even care if you transfer the fixins) and rewrap. Once the burrito innards start coming out the side, it ceases to be a burrito. It becomes: Mexican food like beans and meat and cheese loosely surrounded by a tortilla. I ordered a burrito... get it right.

Adios,
Ryan