Friday, November 25, 2005

For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge

My boy has started to use a fork when he eats. In fact, he pretty much requires it before he'll start anymore. If you've ever been around someone who is 18 mos old, you may have noticed that they don't necessarily ennunciate all the time.

Basically, this means that the MPAA would probably rate the first minute of dinner at our house NC-17. Seriously. It sounds like someone is in a room beating on Eddie Murphy and Robin Williams's thumbs with a BFH. I'm not talking about "Daddy Day Care" or "Mrs. Doubtfire" here. I'm talking about Delirious, Raw, and Robin Williams standup from the first half of the 80's. Lenny Bruce and Andrew "Dice" Clay's career are both wincing in their graves.

We really, really need to work on the "R" sound.

Ryan

4 comments:

Rocco said...
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Rocco said...

If I get to babysit sometime, I could teach him some "useful" games, like "will it flush?" or "daddy only runs fast when I'm in trouble!"

Ryan said...

First person to teach the boy "Will it flush?" gets kicked in the jimmy.

Also, you'd look funny making payments on a Rover but driving the 89 Sentra I replace it with.

Evidently, Blogger REALLY doesn't want me to post this, because the verification word is "phtxkdxd"

Anonymous said...

After reading this...I asked my sisters about my nieces pronouncing their "F"s properly. I guess they have similar problems. Now, being the evil aunt that I am.....and since both of my brother-in-laws are truckers....I'm going home at Christmas to teach my nieces to say "Daddy is a trucker!"