OK. For all of you that have been clamoring for a new post: Here it is. I'm usually a pretty light-hearted guy, but sometimes I like to deal with serious issues. The serious issue that I'm going to deal with today is:
Hormel Black Label Bacon.
If you are not eating this bacon, you might as well be shoving dirt into your undeserving cakehole. This stuff is awesome. It is the pinnacle of the Bacon Experience.
Once fried to a crispy finish, it is the ultimate breakfast food. Add a couple of over-easy eggs and some well-buttered toast, you've got a feast to start your day.
Those of you on the Atkins or South Beach diet should be eating at least one package of this bacon, per day. It is a stepping-stone on the road to slimness.
Also, you should be able to stick a wick in any available artery and light your way to freedom, should you ever be lost in an underground cavern.
Enjoy,
Ryan
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