Steaming Pile

Have you seen the new GTO? I mean in person, not in the pages of a magazine, or on TV. This thing is a heap. When you hear or see the badge "GTO" it conjures an image in your mind.

It is not a comfortable experience to have that vision forcibly ripped from your neurons by the icy grip of reality.

Vis-a-vis the styling: It is the very best that 1998 has to offer. Too bad this is 2005.

There are people all over america right now saying: "Wow! look at that Cavalier go!"

I predict the death of GM in 10 years or less.

Ryan

Diesel Madness

This car is now owned by a good friend of mine. He used to be a hybrid guy. I kept working on him and working on him, and now he seems to be converted. This may not be a good test with a proper control group, however, due to the lack of available hybrids for $300(US)

Anyway, he's toying with the idea of a blog to track progress of the car, and if he does, y'all will be the first to know.

Also, once I get my diesel paid off later this year, I will start looking for my very own old mercedes. Got to keep up with the Joneses, and all.

Ignited by Compression,
Ryan

Serious Stuff

OK. For all of you that have been clamoring for a new post: Here it is. I'm usually a pretty light-hearted guy, but sometimes I like to deal with serious issues. The serious issue that I'm going to deal with today is:

Hormel Black Label Bacon.

If you are not eating this bacon, you might as well be shoving dirt into your undeserving cakehole. This stuff is awesome. It is the pinnacle of the Bacon Experience.

Once fried to a crispy finish, it is the ultimate breakfast food. Add a couple of over-easy eggs and some well-buttered toast, you've got a feast to start your day.

Those of you on the Atkins or South Beach diet should be eating at least one package of this bacon, per day. It is a stepping-stone on the road to slimness.

Also, you should be able to stick a wick in any available artery and light your way to freedom, should you ever be lost in an underground cavern.

Enjoy,
Ryan