Wednesday, June 08, 2005

The Smoosh Test

My son has developed a new test for anything that we attempt to feed him. I have named it "The Smoosh Test"

The procedure is very simple: If food is placed in front of you, you must take your pointer finger and attempt to drive the food down into the surface it is resting on.

One thing I have not figured out, however, is what constitutes a "pass" and what constitutes a "fail." Rest assured, things DO fail the smoosh test. Solid things tend to pass the smoosh test more often that mushy things.

It must be cool to be a baby, as this behavior is completely tolerated by all who witness it. I'm sure that if I tried to smoosh all of my food before consumption, I would have hell to pay.

l8r,

Ryan

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