I was just cooking dinner, and I found an egg that was really long and narrow. So, there's at least one chicken out there being a positive force for change.... one egg at a time.
check ya later!
Ryan
Sunday, June 26, 2005
Saturday, June 25, 2005
Comments... From readers even!
Woot! Somebody is actually reading my blog. You know who you are. Well, you! Because if you're reading this, you're reading my blog. But, you are not the "you" I was talking about, unless you're one of the "you"s that posted a comment.
Feel free to join that elite group of "you"s, you.
In lieu of a witty close,
Ryan
Feel free to join that elite group of "you"s, you.
In lieu of a witty close,
Ryan
Wednesday, June 08, 2005
The Smoosh Test
My son has developed a new test for anything that we attempt to feed him. I have named it "The Smoosh Test"
The procedure is very simple: If food is placed in front of you, you must take your pointer finger and attempt to drive the food down into the surface it is resting on.
One thing I have not figured out, however, is what constitutes a "pass" and what constitutes a "fail." Rest assured, things DO fail the smoosh test. Solid things tend to pass the smoosh test more often that mushy things.
It must be cool to be a baby, as this behavior is completely tolerated by all who witness it. I'm sure that if I tried to smoosh all of my food before consumption, I would have hell to pay.
l8r,
Ryan
The procedure is very simple: If food is placed in front of you, you must take your pointer finger and attempt to drive the food down into the surface it is resting on.
One thing I have not figured out, however, is what constitutes a "pass" and what constitutes a "fail." Rest assured, things DO fail the smoosh test. Solid things tend to pass the smoosh test more often that mushy things.
It must be cool to be a baby, as this behavior is completely tolerated by all who witness it. I'm sure that if I tried to smoosh all of my food before consumption, I would have hell to pay.
l8r,
Ryan
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